So, I am random and oh so not on it when it comes to topics, subjects, and maintaining rhythms in my blogs. However, I must tell you that I am definitely on the Master Cleanse. This is day 2 and I feel like its day 20. I have a headache. I hardly have headaches and it just feels like something crawled up my nasal cavity and is now invading my brain. I know that sounds scary, but imagine if its true. I almost feel like its true. As soon as I see a heart thump on my forehead, I will have my confirmation. I also look weird as well. I don't know if it is the combination of the normal monthly thing and the cleanse that is making me feel and look like this, but I am ready for day 3 to just come and go. So, I know you are wondering how I look. I look tired and my eyes are much more slanted than usual. Today I moved as slow as pond water and if it wasn't for me doing a favor for a friend, my ass would have been completely out of the public eye. Mind you, I am not really suppose to stay in all day because it ruins my Vitamin D levels. People, vitamin D is serious and if I am not eating then I should be out getting some sun to keep my vitamin D up. The last check up was great but the check up before that was completely low. My vitamin D was 16 out of 30. 30 is good and I was lower than 30...30 what? I have know idea, but I got to work and made sure it was better the next time. Ok, back to the cleanse. Um, Day 2 is sucky. I did the saltwater flush this morning and hated the aftermath. YUCK! I hate the taste and I hate when it comes out on the other end. Its just a disaster. I think I will be permanently damaged with the fear of passing gas...up, hold on, let me see if there is a such phobia....yep, it is called flatuphobia. Yeah, I might get that after this because passing gas during any part of the cleanse might result in crapping your pants. Ok, sooooooo, I think that is all I feel like talking about for now. I may or may not be back for day 3. Sorry about the grammar and all. I know practice makes perfect but I really don't feel like practicing. I have alot of things on my mind, like how much food I am not going to eat and looking for ways to prevent flatuphobia in my post master cleanse thingy.
TOOTLES !!
LOVe Danni!
